Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
I need someone to bust out their electric guitar, or their sitar, or their mandolin, and do a completely different-sounding in pace and style version of ‘Strange New World’ from My Little Pony Equestria Girls. It will only be used for education in the classroom. ( I teach music, and want to talk about not judging a song by where it comes from, or who/what is singing it) Its perfectly fine if its instrumental, too.
How cute! Boosting for you!
I get to sit at home and watch drag race and do a character design for a 7’1” glam goddess transwoman.
I pretty much love everything about my life right now.
WHAT IS THIS LIP COLOUR I NEED IT
It’s ‘Atomic’ by Make Up Store
Wow wow wow
I don’t even wear makeup and I need this.
It wouldn’t be at all weird if I just start wearing blue sparkle lipstick, but no other makeup, right? Because I NEED this shit.
It would not be weird.
Related: can I borrow your lipstick? ;p